So for my birthday Will got me some Zombie related books, he clearly knows me well.
BUT it's also clear he doesn't know much about real and fake Zombies. The two books he got me were 'How to Train Your Zombie' and 'Zombies for Zombies'. Here are my reviews:
How to Train Your Zombie
Firstly this book smelt really good (on the inside). Set in the aftermath of the invasion, it has a very good storyline which only has one flaw which I will touch on later, it's enjoyable to read, funny in places, sad in places, what you'd want in a book. It's also an easy bed-time read which is great for me. The flaw in the story is that there is no way you can train a zombie, just NOT going to happen. The brain has a virus infecting it that will make it return to carnal instincts, it will not have the capacity to learn (even though the book tries to convince us that it is scientifically possible, it just isn't. I said it so it's true.) It has a good ending though. I'd say this book is good for if you want a light read, not to prepare you. If you want to borrow it though you are more than welcome.
Zombies for Zombies
Also a very good smelling book. I think the guy who wrote it though, is a dick-head. Firstly it's about how to train yourself after being bitten to be a 'nice zombie', it talks about somewhere where zombies live. Secondly the guy must be paranoid as fuck because most of the words in the whole book have the copyright logo next to them. GET OVER YOURSELF, your book isn't so good people are going to steel your words.
To conclude, if you're going to read a book about zombies it doesn't matter if it's flawed, as long as you can see the flaws.
Also thanks for my birthday presents Will :) (I'm still eating the chocolates, nomnomnom) <3
