Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Guns

 Why in a Zombie Apocalypse you should avoid using a gun at all costs


It's actually a simple one when you think about it. At first it seems that the best thing to use, whip out your huge machine gun and do unto them as they did at the Somme. This may be great in the first instances of break out, but you know that it'll only gain the attention of other mindless cannibals. If you're in a quiet wood, for example, and a zombie starts coming at you, shoot it and the sound will attract all of the zombies in a considerably large radius.

I'm not saying that they're not good things to have, if you're stick in the middle of a number of zombies and you can't easily get away then they're one of the best things you could have.