Christmas Time, Zombies & Wine,
Children screaming, don't worry they'll be fine,
That can run fast,
You & I can't,
Time to rejoice before they eat our brains.
Nut Up or Shut Up, even at Christmas Time <3
Monday, 26 December 2011
Monday, 19 December 2011
Where can I run?
There's a zombie coming after you, he's a large male zombie and he's got a hunger for your flesh. He's running unrelentingly forwards, towards you, and despite constantly tripping and stumbling he's starting to catch up with you.
Where are you going to take shelter?
Oh it's okay, you're in your road, running towards your house. You go to whip out your keys but they're in a zipped up pocket in your bag, you reach your door and fumble around in your bag for your keys, the zombie quickly growing closer. You manage to pull out your keys and you go to open your door but then you realise that you can't tell the difference between the masses of keys on your key ring and just as you go to test the forth key, you get eaten.
I'm talking about the simple but vital details of preparation, speedy entering your house and stuff.
Also having key-toppers. Thanks Sarah(:
NUT UP OR SHUT UP <3
Where are you going to take shelter?
Oh it's okay, you're in your road, running towards your house. You go to whip out your keys but they're in a zipped up pocket in your bag, you reach your door and fumble around in your bag for your keys, the zombie quickly growing closer. You manage to pull out your keys and you go to open your door but then you realise that you can't tell the difference between the masses of keys on your key ring and just as you go to test the forth key, you get eaten.
I'm talking about the simple but vital details of preparation, speedy entering your house and stuff.
Also having key-toppers. Thanks Sarah(:
NUT UP OR SHUT UP <3
Thursday, 8 December 2011
How to throw a Zombie Preperation Party
I've attempted to throw two zombie preparation parties in my time, one went slightly better than the other.
1) Host it yourself, don't ask your friend to no matter so epic they are because no one will believe it's really your party and therefore they wont listen to you and they wont take it seriously. Because these preparations are SERIOUS.
2) Don't get your zombie films from Blockbusters or you wont be able to watch them without interruptions
3) If Sarah invites herself try to stop her coming, she will get bored and then distract EVERYONE and no one will pay attention to your rules and endless ranting
4) Get Zombie related food like jam (blood & guts)
5) Have jurisdiction over your friends so that they don't all go as the same thing as you to the party (a.k.a the zombie hunter)
6) Throw it at your house so that your friend who throws it for you isn't responsible for it and doesn't feel guilty.
This post is dedicated to Ying-Wei Lai, thank you for attempting to throw it for me and don't feel guilty that it didn't work out. We all love you!
Don't forget that with every party you throw, it's best to just Nut Up or Shut Up <3
1) Host it yourself, don't ask your friend to no matter so epic they are because no one will believe it's really your party and therefore they wont listen to you and they wont take it seriously. Because these preparations are SERIOUS.
2) Don't get your zombie films from Blockbusters or you wont be able to watch them without interruptions
3) If Sarah invites herself try to stop her coming, she will get bored and then distract EVERYONE and no one will pay attention to your rules and endless ranting
4) Get Zombie related food like jam (blood & guts)
5) Have jurisdiction over your friends so that they don't all go as the same thing as you to the party (a.k.a the zombie hunter)
6) Throw it at your house so that your friend who throws it for you isn't responsible for it and doesn't feel guilty.
This post is dedicated to Ying-Wei Lai, thank you for attempting to throw it for me and don't feel guilty that it didn't work out. We all love you!
Don't forget that with every party you throw, it's best to just Nut Up or Shut Up <3
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