I've attempted to throw two zombie preparation parties in my time, one went slightly better than the other.
1) Host it yourself, don't ask your friend to no matter so epic they are because no one will believe it's really your party and therefore they wont listen to you and they wont take it seriously. Because these preparations are SERIOUS.
2) Don't get your zombie films from Blockbusters or you wont be able to watch them without interruptions
3) If Sarah invites herself try to stop her coming, she will get bored and then distract EVERYONE and no one will pay attention to your rules and endless ranting
4) Get Zombie related food like jam (blood & guts)
5) Have jurisdiction over your friends so that they don't all go as the same thing as you to the party (a.k.a the zombie hunter)
6) Throw it at your house so that your friend who throws it for you isn't responsible for it and doesn't feel guilty.
This post is dedicated to Ying-Wei Lai, thank you for attempting to throw it for me and don't feel guilty that it didn't work out. We all love you!
Don't forget that with every party you throw, it's best to just Nut Up or Shut Up <3
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