There's a zombie coming after you, he's a large male zombie and he's got a hunger for your flesh. He's running unrelentingly forwards, towards you, and despite constantly tripping and stumbling he's starting to catch up with you.
Where are you going to take shelter?
Oh it's okay, you're in your road, running towards your house. You go to whip out your keys but they're in a zipped up pocket in your bag, you reach your door and fumble around in your bag for your keys, the zombie quickly growing closer. You manage to pull out your keys and you go to open your door but then you realise that you can't tell the difference between the masses of keys on your key ring and just as you go to test the forth key, you get eaten.
I'm talking about the simple but vital details of preparation, speedy entering your house and stuff.
Also having key-toppers. Thanks Sarah(:
NUT UP OR SHUT UP <3
No comments:
Post a Comment