Not Everyone is Prepared...

So today when I was in the common room and should-have-been-doing-English-Language-Coursework-but-was-having-a-bad-day-and-felt-depressed so I had a chat with Shawn about zombies, we were getting really passionate about how we'd survive. Amy&Lotti (who were sitting near us and couldn't help but hear us) joined in the conversation but where really rather uninformed, this worries me. Tell your friends children. They need the help.
Here are some more pointers:

• In the event of an apocalypse listen to the radio and watch TV if they're still working because they may be able to offer help and inform you of safe ways to travel, safe locations, food rations etc.
• Don't bother trying to get the help of public services (e.g. emergency services) unless instructed to do so by the TV, Radio or 999 
• If you have access to a boat or even better, cruise liner, take it! Zombie's can't swim so you'll be safe at sea and if you find an island uninhabited by zombies with a food and fresh water source, even better!

Also, the reason why zombies wont be coming out of the ground and graves is because zombies can only be infected when they are living, the virus is carried around the body by the pumping blood and then the person will die and come back as a zombie. Dead people who died of natural causes / being shot in the brain cannot then be infected. Get it right.

Nut Up or Shut Up guy'th <3