Dear Minions,
How's your life? I bet it's good, because you're innocent. A little innocent child. You're probably hanging out, in your house, reading a blog, maybe on Facebook... Youtube... procrastinating from some homework or housework..? If you're anything like me then that's what you're doing. But have you considered that there could be an apocalypse on it's way? If you have, then good on you, if not - pull yourself together lad. All I'm saying is, nothing's impossible and if my calculations are correct... the zombies are on their way and if you don't believe me - you'll be the first to go, sorry but I'm just trying to protect your brains and if you have any, you'll start to consider what you'll do when the dead start to walk.
Much love,
Your glorious leader.
P.S. I'll leave you with an image of our worst enemies, start hatin' children.
(Hell yeah it's Shaun of the Dead)
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